Do I Know it's Christmastime?
I just realized it's 10 days until Christmas and I have done absolutely no shopping. I also have no money to speak of. Maybe I'll make gifts, but that ends up costing as well. You know when you're like, "Oh, I just MAKE a paperweight that looks like a puppy" and then the next thing you know you are spending like, $30 at an art supply store to buy those google-eye stickers. And the paperweight doesn't look like a puppy. That was a shitty Christmas.
I hope Bonnie gets me an iPod. I know she will, because when I asked she just rolled her eyes and said in a sing song drone, 'And if Santa CAN'T get you an iPod what ELSE do you want?" And I said I only wanted an iPod. Then she put her head in her hands, shook it around for a bit, looked back up at me and said, "But how am I supposed to SURPRISE you if you don't give me SEVERAL ideas?" To which I said, "How am I supposed to KNOW that you're definitely going to GET me an iPod if I don't make it CLEAR?" Then she just shook her head again and walked off. Sweet, I will be getting a 30 if not 60 GB.
I need to get Bonnie a present. I know she understands that I'm broke but I have to get her something. Maybe I'll replace the ceramic Flamingo ornament Sophie broke at Bonnie and Greg's Christmas party. She just ripped it off the tree and threw it clear across the room. She said the tree was being mean to her. This was after several cocktails and no food in her stomach. I never did ask her what the tree said to her. Either way, someone should replace that ornament. Bonnie told me later that it was one of the first ornaments they bought for the tree. Because Greg is Jewish and from Florida, he thought it would be funny. So the ornament was actually a symbol of their marriage. At least, that's what Bonnie told me after the party- that it was symbolic of their shattered marriage. Maybe if I buy her a new one, it will symbolically mean I "bought" her a "new and better marriage". And seriously, that's better than an iPod. So if you think about it, she owes me.
Jean.... easy. I'll buy her a bottle of champagne.
And Sophie? Maybe some Aloe Vera juice. But I'll bet that's expensive. Hmmm. I'll think about it.
I hope Bonnie gets me an iPod. I know she will, because when I asked she just rolled her eyes and said in a sing song drone, 'And if Santa CAN'T get you an iPod what ELSE do you want?" And I said I only wanted an iPod. Then she put her head in her hands, shook it around for a bit, looked back up at me and said, "But how am I supposed to SURPRISE you if you don't give me SEVERAL ideas?" To which I said, "How am I supposed to KNOW that you're definitely going to GET me an iPod if I don't make it CLEAR?" Then she just shook her head again and walked off. Sweet, I will be getting a 30 if not 60 GB.
I need to get Bonnie a present. I know she understands that I'm broke but I have to get her something. Maybe I'll replace the ceramic Flamingo ornament Sophie broke at Bonnie and Greg's Christmas party. She just ripped it off the tree and threw it clear across the room. She said the tree was being mean to her. This was after several cocktails and no food in her stomach. I never did ask her what the tree said to her. Either way, someone should replace that ornament. Bonnie told me later that it was one of the first ornaments they bought for the tree. Because Greg is Jewish and from Florida, he thought it would be funny. So the ornament was actually a symbol of their marriage. At least, that's what Bonnie told me after the party- that it was symbolic of their shattered marriage. Maybe if I buy her a new one, it will symbolically mean I "bought" her a "new and better marriage". And seriously, that's better than an iPod. So if you think about it, she owes me.
Jean.... easy. I'll buy her a bottle of champagne.
And Sophie? Maybe some Aloe Vera juice. But I'll bet that's expensive. Hmmm. I'll think about it.
posted by Tempy at 2:46 PM
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You are so fucking hot, Sarah. I want to do dirty things with you in a church.
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