I'm Not the Firestarter
Okay, how do you talk about something that you want people to know about but you don't want to make it obvious to protect the guilty/innocent? Especially when it's in a blog that Jean has pointed out to me on many occasions is public.
Let's see. You know how there have been like, three fires in Sophie's life this past year? Twice in her studio and once in our home? That's weird.
So, it looks like my dog, Martini may have Canine Dementia. It's kind of like alzheimers, but for dogs. The initial test results came back negative, but there is still more aggressive testing that can be done, and I'm all for it. I just need to borrow some money from Bonnie. The girls didn't take me very seriously; they think he's just dumb. But for a dog he's very smart. Like, the other day, he figured out that Jean had left her expensive cheese from Balducci's on the counter, and Martini found it. And ate it! See, he has good taste. And that makes the possible dementia even sadder. The fact that he sometimes barks at nothing and walks into walls can't just be elective stupidity.
Speaking of elective stupidity, wouldn't it be kind of funny if Sophie did accidentally set those fires? Like, not on purpose, but in a fit of carelessness, which she is wont to posses, maybe she just left an iron on or set a match without remembering? Everyone does that, right?
So Peter met Jean and told her a bit of serious news. It's always feels good to see an ex look like shit, except when they tell you they are HIV positive, then it's not cool. I know Jean will be okay, but man, that's messed up.
I give it another week before Bonnie moves back in with Greg. There's only so much Rita Weisberg anyone can take, and if Greg is seriously going to let his mom stay there, then there's something wrong with him. Which is good because previously there was nothing wrong with Greg.
Wow, fires are powerful. Sometimes people light them on purpose to, you know, have a sense of control. I wouldn't even blame Sophie if she DID set those fires, not that she did. I would just hope she didn't set any around me and sought help. That is, if she were a pyromaniac. Which she's not.
Let's see. You know how there have been like, three fires in Sophie's life this past year? Twice in her studio and once in our home? That's weird.
So, it looks like my dog, Martini may have Canine Dementia. It's kind of like alzheimers, but for dogs. The initial test results came back negative, but there is still more aggressive testing that can be done, and I'm all for it. I just need to borrow some money from Bonnie. The girls didn't take me very seriously; they think he's just dumb. But for a dog he's very smart. Like, the other day, he figured out that Jean had left her expensive cheese from Balducci's on the counter, and Martini found it. And ate it! See, he has good taste. And that makes the possible dementia even sadder. The fact that he sometimes barks at nothing and walks into walls can't just be elective stupidity.
Speaking of elective stupidity, wouldn't it be kind of funny if Sophie did accidentally set those fires? Like, not on purpose, but in a fit of carelessness, which she is wont to posses, maybe she just left an iron on or set a match without remembering? Everyone does that, right?
So Peter met Jean and told her a bit of serious news. It's always feels good to see an ex look like shit, except when they tell you they are HIV positive, then it's not cool. I know Jean will be okay, but man, that's messed up.
I give it another week before Bonnie moves back in with Greg. There's only so much Rita Weisberg anyone can take, and if Greg is seriously going to let his mom stay there, then there's something wrong with him. Which is good because previously there was nothing wrong with Greg.
Wow, fires are powerful. Sometimes people light them on purpose to, you know, have a sense of control. I wouldn't even blame Sophie if she DID set those fires, not that she did. I would just hope she didn't set any around me and sought help. That is, if she were a pyromaniac. Which she's not.
posted by Tempy at 1:10 PM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home